Jacob - Expect Random

Ok, so this blog has been live for literally tens of days now, and I have been very careful to stay true to my word.  Not that I often accidently post pictures of babies in random blogs against my will when I’m not looking, but either way,  I haven’t let any baby pictures show their little faces on my blog yet…

Until now. 

So say what you want to say, but sometimes babies are just so cute for school.  Or too young is more like it.  Maybe like, daycare school?  You know, where they teach them how to use sign language or whatever?  I don’t know.  Too cute… to boot?  Like to kick… out of somewhere?  Yeah… this has gone too far.

Drum Roll…

and…

Baby Pictures!

Of Babies!

Now, I realize it was probably  more than obvious from the beginning that you really weren’t going to see babies.   It just seems hard coming up with real life blogs!  I really just wanted to make a joke about my diligent lack of baby pictures, and that’s the best I could come up with, so I almost didn’t do it but the pictures really were pretty cute!  Except that freaky bird… what is that thing going to be?? 

Anyway so obviously I was trying to type enough to space it down so that the pictures wouldn’t be visible on most screens but most likely that didn’t work either.  At least it explains the extra 5 lines of verbage that were not at all funny

In any case, these don’t count as babies, so don’t even try it.  They aren’t even called babies, they’re called puppies, and cubs, and bunnies, and… devil bird offspring… etc.   Yes I chose to say etc. intead of the technical term for a baby monkey.  Which everyone knows is a … brine schrimp larva.  Wait what?  Ok that’s what baby sea-monkies are called… Fine it’s called a baby, or an infant… I can’t really tell how old that one is, but what I can tell, is he is definitely old enough to be called an infant.  Wow, so the moral of this story is… I should never have started another blog.